Nou gaan ons braai. If you’ve ever been invited to a braai in South Africa, you’ll know it’s not just a meal—it’s an event. And no one captures the agony, comedy, and culture of a proper boertjie braai quite like Barry Hilton in his iconic skit “Nou Gaan Ons Braai.”
This laugh-out-loud moment has become a national treasure, not only because it’s funny—but because it’s so real.
🥩 When a Boertjie Says “Braai”…
Barry starts by warning us: when a proper boertjie invites you for a “braai,” you better plan ahead. It’s not just a get-together—it’s a marathon. You hear the word “braai” and your stomach says “yes!” But what your stomach doesn’t realize is that eating might only happen tomorrow.
Why? Because hidden in the invite is the fine print:
“We’ll braai… after the 12 bottles of brandy.”
🕒 Time Passes. The Meat… Doesn’t
So, you skip dinner the night before. You don’t eat breakfast. You show up at 3PM, ready to tuck in. But you walk into a yard full of unlit coals, empty plates, and brandy already flowing.
Barry paints the scene perfectly—by 7PM you’re eyeing the dog’s food bowl. By 10PM your body is eating itself, your bum is nibbling on your liver, and still… no meat.
🍗 Just Meat. No Salad. No Mercy.
Boertjies don’t do sides. “Salads?” Barry asks—“They think nothing of salads.” It’s meat or nothing. But even that only shows up once the brandy bottle is empty, and someone finally remembers to light the fire.
😂 Why We All Love This Skit
“Nou Gaan Ons Braai” is so funny because it’s so true. Barry Hilton hits every note with perfect comedic timing—making us all laugh at the shared pain of waiting… and waiting… for a chop.
Whether you’re a local or a visitor, this skit captures the heart of South African hospitality: chaotic, hilarious, slightly dehydrated—and always worth it in the end.
🔥 Pro Tip: Eat Before You Braai
Next time someone says, “Nou gaan ons braai,” do yourself a favour: pack snacks, bring patience, and don’t expect to eat before midnight.
But hey—you’ll have the time of your life.
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